dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
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You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
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i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
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i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
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